Top Ten reasons the 80s were a cooler
time to be a teenager than the 90s:

10. MTV actually played videos in the 80s.
9. There was only one kind of Nike tennis shoes (White with a red swoosh)
and they didn't cost $125.00.
8. A comb in your back pocket is more practical and less painful than
a ring through your nose.
7. In the 80s, playing video games actually meant going out to DO something.
6. In the 80s, when you were out partying, you didn't have to worry about
your Mom calling you on your cell phone.
5. In the 80s we didn't have to worry about getting our heads blown off at school
unless you put a whole pack of Pop Rocks in your mouth and drank a Coke really fast.
4. Debbie Gibson vs. Britney Spears. New Kids on the Block vs. N'Sync.
New Edition vs. Hanson. Ok, that one's a draw.
3. In the early 80s, there were kids in your high school
who could buy alcohol LEGALLY.
2. Feathered hair was easier to care for than dreadlocks.
And the #1 reason the 80s were a cooler
time to grow up in than the 90s:
1. In the 80s you didn't have to worry about your pants falling down all the time.
They were so tight, we couldn't get them off!